Few areas are harder to trim than your back. Thankfully, there's the Zafty Razorback - it's literally a back razor!
Constructed entirely out of swagger and pirate booty, the Razorback will de-gorilla you like a boss!
Tired of having frightened hikers take blurry photos of you to post in online 'I saw bigfoot' forums? Sick of little kids throwing Jack Links Beef Jerky at you on the street?
Get that silky smooth back everyone's been raving about with the Razorback! *
* Not for use by actual sasquatches.