Being a hipster isn't easy. It takes hours of grooming to make yourself look like you genuinely don't give a crap about your appearance.
But now, there's help! Exclusively from Zafty, the Beardy McBearderson is a hipster's best friend.
With 32 unique attachments that vary in length from "5-o-clock shadow" to "epic santaface", the McBearderson will shave (eh-hem) hours of grooming time out of your schedule. Freeing you up to do more important things - like posting photos of your coffee on Yelp. Or blogging about equal rights for porpoises in a dolphin-heavy society. Or just searching Amazon for a plaid shirt that's a WEE bit more worn out than your current one.
